BREAKING: Waukegan Park District Minds It’s Own Business and Remains Solvent and Functional

A report shows That In the midst of a fully funded and popular renovation of the Carnegie Library on Sheridan Road, The Waukegan Park District has avoided making politically charged decisions, failed to create and controversy of note and completely failed to live up to the reputation of it’s namesake Waukegan resident (name redacted by request) says “I don’t even know what they do. I just go to the parks and the recreation center and stuff and I never have a problem or see an issue. Who are they and what are they doing? Why don’t I see more about them? I mean I see people complaining about the school district al the time so I know they are there and doing something. No one complains about the park district, so how can they be doing anything?”

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