Breaking News: Report Shows Waukegan Alderman Blames Mayor For His Failure To Understand His Job.

A recent report shows that most news items citing “reports” are simply a mixture of false and badly applied information with little or no context. This information is often outdated, false or carefully edited to imply a situation that does not actually exist. Efforts to imply legitimacy include quoting imaginary individuals without any citation or relevant context, making calls to an authority or governing body without any functional connection, Citing non-existent but official sounding offices or individuals and simply making up garbage because they think no one reading is smart enough to figure out how to check. Telltale signs are the same 7 social media accounts expressing outrage, Constant attempts to assign blame for an issue without proposing a solution or the fact that no one with any credibility is mentioning a breaking story based on information that came out 4 years ago.

A report shows That In the midst of a fully funded and popular renovation of the Carnegie Library on Sheridan Road, The Waukegan Park District has avoided making politically charged decisions, failed to create and controversy of note and completely failed to live up to the reputation of it’s namesake Waukegan resident (name redacted by request) says “I don’t even know what they do. I just go to the parks and the recreation center and stuff and I never have a problem or see an issue. Who are they and what are they doing? Why don’t I see more about them? I mean I see people complaining about the school district al the time so I know they are there and doing something. No one complains about the park district, so how can they be doing anything?”